This is my first "how-to" post and I'm sure you're all gonna love it.
How To Eat and Let Somebody Else Pay For It. :P
It's a very simple 2-step technique, and it always works!
So if you want a free meal, please read on.
STEP 1: ORDER ALL THE FOOD YOU WANT. DON'T BE SHY.
Baked Cheesy Spinach and Banana Blossom Dip - topped with garlic and parmesan
Squid Tactics - fried cuttlefish with sweet chili sauce. One of my favorites in the now defunct AngHang.
Bulalo - beef shank and bone marrow soup
Binukadkad na Pla-Pla - deep fried whole tilapia served with Pampanga style fermented rice
or balo-balo and fresh mustard leaves
KKK - kare-kare klab with oxtail, trip and vegetables in a peanut flavored sauce
Knockout Knuckles - crispy fried pork leg with fried garlic chili oil. Bistro Remedios does this best!
Gising Gising - tender kangkong stems cooked with shrimps and coconut milk
STEP 2: SELECT A VICTIM, TELL THE WAITER IT'S HIS/HER BIRTHDAY. REQUEST FOR A SURPRISE BIRTHDAY CAKE. ASK THEM TO SING.
The victim will feel so touched and embarrassed by all the attention. After blowing out the candle,
she will almost immediately say, "Nako, mukhang ako magbabayad ng bill."
Then it is time to congratulate yourself. Mission accomplished. You are a success!!!
All it takes is a Chocolate Banana Volcano - soft, moist, and not too sweet
Happy Happy Birthday, Achi Donna! And thank you for dinner! Mwahahaha! :P
WARNING: Do this only to very close family members on their birthday week.
See my previous Lorenzo's Way post here
Lorenzo's Way: C2 Building, 7th Avenue corner 29th Street, Bonifacio Global City, Taguig, Philippines. Tel: +632 621-3163
