All I want for Christmas is...
A BIG, STRONG, MACHO MAN
Who has beautiful, powerful hands, and a luscious pair of lips that will send me to the moon
every time we kiss
Who owns a cool ride, because, you know, cars are a big deal for silly girls like me
Oh, and a gingerbread mansion with a dozen or so little elves to clean up after my trail of crumbs. I want a handsome man who will buy me diamonds and feed me chocolate cake while he admires me and tells me how perfect I am. Yes, I am a very simple girl with very simple needs.
BUT
I've been a bad, BAD girl this year and Santa said no.
Pffffffffttttt.
So I'm spending Christmas away to play with snow!
When the parents went to Hong Kong last week, I asked Mom to buy me some beanies to protect my fragile and defective head.
She got me this.
OMG, MOM!!!!!!! ARE YOU SERIOUS??????
HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA!!!!!!
There will be no posts here until I defrost.
Till then, follow the "Rebel at Heart" on Instagram (@jinlovestoeat) and Facebook (www.facebook.com/jinlovestoeat).
I guess until my mighty Knight in Shining 24-carat Gold Armor comes along, there is always desserts. So, what do you think will happen first - true love or diabetes? :P
WISHING YOU ALL A VERY MERRY CHRISTMAS
AND AN ABSOLUTELY FABULOUS 2014!!!!!!
LOVE,
THE JINCH ♥
