It’s that time of the year again, when adults are as excited as (sometimes even more excited than) children to dress up in their Halloween costumes to scare seduce people. We have policewomen who look more like prostitutes than respectable law-enforcing officers, French maids who, in their short and tight uniforms, look like they’re out not to clean houses but to make a mess of their masters’ homes and marriages, nurses in cleavage-showing tops that guarantee the strongest patients an instant coronary attack.
Gone are the days when Halloween costumes are meant to be frightening and spine-chilling.
October 25, 11:0am
King crabs and tiger prawns
October 26, 11:46am
Chicken curry, cauliflower, mushrooms and celery, rice
Pear, dragon fruit, pomelo
October 27, 12:14pm
Ground pork with potatoes, green beans in XO sauce, rice
Apple, pear, dragon fruit, banana
October 28, 12:54pm
Spaghetti Bolognese
Banana, apple, pear, dragon fruit
October 29, 1:45pm
Braised pork knuckles with mushrooms, broccoli, rice
Apple, persimmon, dragon fruit, honeydew
October 30, 10:09am
Orange, apple, pear, banana, persimmon, dragon fruit
October 31, 12:57pm
Pork knuckles, buttered mushrooms, crab fried rice
Banana, pomelo, apple, pear, dragon fruit
October 31, 7:19pm
Braised tofu, soft-boiled egg, shoyu noodles
November 1, 1:05pm
Chicken adobo, hard-boiled egg, vegetables, adobo rice
Plum, persimmon, dragon fruit, orange, pomelo, pear, apple
Until this.
WHAT THE FREAK!!!!!!!
That’s my crazy sister at the back, dressed as the girl from “The Ring”
Have a spooky and creepy Halloween, peeps! Mwahahaha!
