In the future when I have my own family, I want to have all these silly Christmas photos…
With our heads popping out of huge gift boxes
Us jointly forming a human Christmas tree
Us pretending to be fresh pine trees in the forest
Us believing we are reindeers who are parents to a puppy
Errr… okay, maybe I’ll scrap the furry and shiny Mrs. Claus Spanxofadress
And I definitely won’t allow my kids to dress up so Nightmare Before Christmas
Or my husband to show off he has longer hair, bigger boobs and
smaller stomach than me
But I MIGHT consider this IF a miracle happens and I get to own that
0% fat, perfectly toned, tanned and chiseled body
(All awkward photos grabbed from here)
But for now, it’s just me (fully dressed), Santa, and our favorite pet Rudolph
MERRY CHRISTMAS!!! 
