All I want for Christmas is...
A BIG, STRONG, MACHO MAN
Who has beautiful, powerful hands, and a luscious pair of lips that will send me to the moon
every time we kiss
Who owns a cool ride, because, you know, cars are a big deal for silly girls like me
Oh, and a gingerbread mansion with a dozen or so little elves to clean up after my trail of crumbs. I want a handsome man who will buy me diamonds and feed me chocolate cake while he admires me and tells me how perfect I am. Yes, I am a very simple girl with very simple needs.
I've been a bad, BAD girl this year and Santa said no.
So I'm spending Christmas away to play with snow!
When the parents went to Hong Kong last week, I asked Mom to buy me some beanies to protect my fragile and defective head.
She got me this.
OMG, MOM!!!!!!! ARE YOU SERIOUS??????
There will be no posts here until I defrost.
I guess until my mighty Knight in Shining 24-carat Gold Armor comes along, there is always desserts. So, what do you think will happen first - true love or diabetes? :P
WISHING YOU ALL A VERY MERRY CHRISTMAS
AND AN ABSOLUTELY FABULOUS 2014!!!!!!
THE JINCH ♥